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Man: | You sit here, dear.
Wife: | All right.
Man: | Morning!
Waitress: | Morning!
Man: | Well, what've you got?
Waitress: | Well, there's plan 9 tools and acme; plan 9 tools 9p and acme; plan 9 tools and mac; plan 9 tools acme and mac; plan 9 tools acme 9p and mac; mac acme 9p and mac; mac plan 9 tools mac mac acme and mac; mac 9p mac mac acme mac upas and mac;
9fans: | Mac mac mac mac...
Waitress: | ...mac mac mac plan 9 tools and mac; mac mac mac mac mac mac rc mac mac mac...
9fans: | Mac! Lovely mac! Lovely mac!
Waitress: | ...or faces database with a simple structure served via 9p written in C supplied with kencc, rc and with a fried plan 9 tools on top and mac.
Wife: | Have you got anything without mac?
Waitress: | Well, there's mac plan 9 tools 9p and mac, that's not got much mac in it.
Wife: | I don't want ANY mac!
Man: | Why can't she have plan 9 tools acme mac and 9p?
Wife: | THAT'S got mac in it!
Man: | Hasn't got as much mac in it as mac plan 9 tools 9p and mac, has it?
9fans: | Mac mac mac mac... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: | Could you do the plan 9 tools acme mac and 9p without the mac then?
Waitress: | Urgghh!
Wife: | What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like mac!
9fans: | Lovely mac! Wonderful mac!
Waitress: | Shut up!
9fans: | Lovely mac! Wonderful mac!
Waitress: | Shut up! (9fans stop) Bloody 9fans! You can't have plan 9 tools acme mac and 9p without the mac.
Wife: | I don't like mac!
Man: | Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your mac. I love it. I'm having mac mac mac mac mac mac mac rc mac mac mac and mac!
9fans: | Mac mac mac mac. Lovely mac! Wonderful mac!
Waitress: | Shut up!! rc is off.
Man: | Well could I have her mac instead of the rc then?
Waitress: | You mean mac mac mac mac mac mac... (but it is too late and the 9fans drown her words)
9fans: | (Singing elaborately...) Mac mac mac mac. Lovely mac! Wonderful mac! Mac ma-a-a-a-a-c ma-a-a-a-a-ac mac. Lovely mac! Lovely mac! Lovely mac! Lovely mac! Lovely mac! Mac mac mac mac!