JIVE be some filta' fo' improvin' yo' grammar and dicshun.  Likes all 
filters, it uses MS-DOS filters and pipes t' process input fum de 
standard input and throw de result t' de standard output.  De 
default standard input device be de keyboard.  Sheeeiit.  De default standard 
output device be de screen.  Derefore, if ya' wants t' use jive wid 
dese devices, plum enta' de followin' command line.  Sheeeiit. 

    JIVE

De curso' moves t' de blank line below de command prompt.  Ya' kin 
enta' some line o' text.  When ya' press <RETURN>, JIVE processes de 
line and prints it on de line below.  Ya' know?  Fo' 'sample, dig dis:

    Ah wonda' if JIVE kin improve de damn structure o' dis sentence.  Sheeeiit.
    Ah wonda' if JIVE kin improve da damn structure o' dis sentence.  Sheeeiit.  Sheeeiit.

JIVE gots'ta keep doin' dis until ya' specify de end o' input by 
pressin' CONTROL-Z (end-o'-stash marka') and pressin' <RETURN>.  Ya' 
kin also press CONTROL-C o' CONTROL-BREAK. 

Ya' kin use de damn < characta' t' redirect input fum some stash, o' de > 
characta' t' redirect output t' some stash.  Fo' 'sample, t' process de 
text in stash JIVE.DOC and throw de result t' de screen, enter, dig dis:

    JIVE < JIVE.DOC

T' type lines and gots dem processed and stored in JIVE.HLP, enter, dig dis:

    JIVE > JIVE.HLP

T' gots JIVE snatch de lines fum stash JIVE.DOC, process dem, and 
put dem in JIVE.HLP, enter, dig dis:

    JIVE < JIVE.DOC > JIVE.HLP

Anotha' way t' do de same doodad be t' pipe de damn output o' de TYPE 
command t' JIVE, den redirect de damn result.  Enter, dig dis:

    TYPE JIVE.DOC | JIVE > JIVE.HLP

Ya' kin do de same doodad wid any DOS command.  Sheeeiit.  Fo' 'sample, try DIR 
or CHKDSK. 

We hope dis lesson gots'ta been helpful.  What it is, Mama!  You'll gots t' 'speriment t' 
'sperience de damn full powa' and sophisticashun o' JIVE.  It gots'ta 
definitely make ya' some betta' sucka' in de long run.