If you are a computer programmer, it has been proved that you are
distinctly  lacking  in  culture.  To  amend  this fault, you may
execute the 'quote' command  to  receive  instant  gratification.
Your  subliminal  desire for high, even decadent, literature will
be instantly fulfilled. If you are not of  the  upper  class  New
England  gentry,  (that is, a blue-blood [if you are, please type
"HELP VAMPIRE"]), the quote command will  respond  with  only  an
inane comment.
