Bill Gates: Teen Heart-throb!

[John Foust]

At 10:55 AM 1/17/2005, james wrote:
>I've heard he was a major horndog. I don't think I'd want him anywhere
>near my teen daughter (if I had one). 

Billionaires, even millionaires, are extremely sexy.  This is sorta
like the way women will say they want a man with a sense of humor,
implying that Brad Pitt and Jude Law are hilarious.

What's next, Bill Gates jokes?  My favorite is a one-liner: 
"If Bill Gates had a nickel for every time Windows crashed... 
Oh wait! He does!"  

I think I'll work it into my next radio show.

- John