Completely and totally off-topic and without any merit whatsoever

[Jules Richardson]

On Sun, 2004-09-05 at 23:14 -0700, Vintage Computer Festival wrote:
> I've got some quicksilver that I liberated from some evacuated glass tubes
> by cracking the tips of the tubes and then emptying the contents into a
> container.  Unfortunately, some tiny glass shards got into the container
> and is now mixed in.  How can I filter out the glass shards so they don't
> cut up my esophagus when I drink it?

Now I've got a serious case of the giggles. Well done! :-)

J.