%%
186,000 miles per second: it's not just a good idea, it's the law.
%%
A bird in the hand makes it awfully hard to blow your nose.
%%
A bird in the hand might.
%%
A committee is an animal with a hundred stomachs and no brains.
%%
A cow eats without a knife.
%%
A friend asks only for your time, not your money.
%%
A gift of flowers will soon be made to you.
%%
A guy has to get fresh once in a while so the girl doesn't lose her
confidence.
%%
A king's castle is his home.
%%
A lie in time saves nine.
%%
A little virtue will never hurt you.
                                -- Piet Hein.
%%
A lost ounce of gold may be found, a lost moment of time never.
%%
A man who turns green has eschewed protein.
%%
A member of your family will soon do something that will make you proud.
%%
A plucked goose doesn't lay golden eggs.
%%
A present, over which you will shed tears of joy.
%%
A stitch in time saves nine.
%%
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
%%
A virtuous life is its own punisment.
%%
A vivid and creative mind characterizes you.
%%
A wise man can see more from a mountain top than a fool can from the
bottom of a well.
%%
Age before beauty; and pearls before swine.
                                -- Dorothy Parker
%%
Ain't no horse can't be rode; ain't no cowboy can't be throwed.
%%
Alimony and bribes will engage a large share of your wealth.
%%
All the troubles you have will pass away very quickly.
%%
Although the moon is smaller than the earth, it is farther away.
%%
Among the lucky, you are the chosen one.
%%
An abstract term is like a valise with a false bottom, you may put in it
what ideas you please, and take them out again, without being observed.
%%
An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it.
%%
Anything is impossible, if you don't attempt it.
%%
Anything not worth doing is not worth doing well.
                                -- G. Bell.
%%
Art is anything you can get away with.
                                -- Marshall McLuhan.
%%
Art is your fate; don't debate.
%%
As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.
%%
As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of demand.
%%
Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, and balance.
%%
Be self-reliant and your success is assured.
%%
Be tactful; overlook not your own opportunity.
%%
Beauty and harmony are as necessary to you as the very breath of life.
%%
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.
%%
Beauty seldom recommends one woman to another.
%%
Bedfellows make strange politicians.
%%
Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.
%%
Better to use medicines at the outset than at the last moment.
%%
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
                                -- Mae West.
%%
Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
                                -- Thoreau.
%%
Beware of friends who are false and deceitful.
%%
Beware of quantum ducks: Quark, Quark.
%%
Blessed is he that expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
                                -- Poor Richard.
%%
Build something that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to
use it.
                                -- C. Shaw.
%%
Business is like oil, it won't mix with anything but business.
%%
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
%%
By following the good, you learn to be good.
%%
Candy is dandy, but liquour is quicker.
                                -- Ogden Nash.
%%
Cheap things are of no value, valuable things are not cheap.
%%
Chicken Little only has to be right once.
%%
Common sense is very uncommon.
%%
Contact with a friend may provide some unexpected income advantages.
%%
Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of
genius.
%%
Courage is your greatest present need.
%%
Creditors have much better memories than debtors.
%%
Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
%%
Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
%%
Do not clog intellect's sluices with knowledge of questionable uses.
%%
Don't be overly suspicious where it's not warranted.
%%
Don't believe in miracles, expect them.
%%
Don't get yourself involved with persons or situations that can't bear
inspection.
%%
Don't look back, always look ahead.
%%
Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for
it.
%%
Draw your salary before spending it.
%%
Economy makes men independent.
%%
Enjoy your life; be pleasant and gay, like the birds in May.
%%
Even a hawk is an eagle among crows.
%%
Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
%%
Even the smallest candle burns brighter in the dark.
%%
Every purchase has its price.
%%
Everyone complains of his memory, no one of his judgment.
%%
Everything bows to success, even grammar.
%%
Executive ability is prominent in your make-up.
%%
Expect a letter from a friend who will ask a favor of you.
%%
Experience keeps a dear school, but fools will learn in no other. And
scarce in that.
                                -- Poor Richard.
%%
Faith goes out through the window when beauty comes in at the door.
%%
Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
%%
Fish and visitors stink in three days.
                                -- Poor Richard.
%%
Fools make feasts and wise men eat them.
                                -- Poor Richard.
%%
For people who like that kind of book, that is the kind of book they
will like.
%%
For success today, look first to yourself.
%%
Fortune truly helps those who are of good judgment.
%%
Friendship is one soul in two bodies.
%%
From listening comes wisdom and from speaking repentance.
%%
Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals.
%%
Go not to the elves for advice, for they will say both yes and no.
                                -- Tolkien.
%%
God gives us relatives; thank God we can chose our friends.
%%
God heals and the doctor takes the fee.
                                -- Poor Richard.
%%
God is REAL (unless declared INTEGER).
%%
God made an idiot for practice, and then He made a school board.
                                -- Mark Twain.
%%
Good health will be yours for a long time.
%%
Good news from afar can bring you a welcome visitor.
%%
Handle all business ventures with discretion so you do not end up a
loser.
%%
Happiness is just an illusion, filled with sadness and confusion.
%%
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
%%
He is truly wise who gains wisdom from another's mishap.
%%
He likes to flirt, but toward you his intentions are honorable.
%%
He that falls in love with himself, will have no rivals.
                                -- Poor Richard.
%%
He that will not command his thoughts will soon lose the command of his
actions.
%%
He thinks he could easily win your heart.
%%
He walks as if balancing the family tree on his nose.
%%
He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with two eyes.
%%
He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
%%
He who has imagination without learning has wings but no feet.
%%
He who invents adages for others to peruse takes along a rowboat when
going on a cruise.
%%
He who is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.
%%
He who laughs last didn't understand the joke.
%%
He who puts his hand to the plow and looks back is not fit for the
kingdom of winners.
%%
Help fight continental drift.
%%
Here comes the orator, with his flood of words and his drop of reason.
%%
His heart was yours from the first moment that you met.
%%
His life was formal; his actions seemed ruled with a ruler.
%%
History always repeats itself: once as tragedy, the second time as
farce.
%%
History books which contain no lies are extremely dull.
%%
How many "coming men" has one known!  Where on earth do they all go to?
%%
How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
%%
How you look depends on where you go.
%%
Hunger never saw bad bread.
                                -- Poor Richard.
%%
I despise the pleasure of pleasing people whom I despise.
%%
I don't remember ever having had the itch, and yet scratching is one of
nature's sweet pleasures, and so handy.
%%
I fear explanations explanatory of things explained.
%%
I like work; it fascinates me; I can watch it for hours.
%%
I never fail to convince an audience that the best thing they could do
was to go away.
%%
I've given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
%%
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like
solitary confinement.
%%
Idleness is the holiday of fools.
%%
If a town has one lawyer, he starves; if it has two lawyers, they both
get rich.
%%
If at first you don't succeed, you're doing about average.
%%
If it pours before seven, it has rained by eleven.
%%
If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants.
                                -- A. Einstein.
%%
If one word does not succeed, ten thousand are of no avail.
%%
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on
vacation.
%%
If we weren't supposed to juggle, tennis balls wouldn't come three to a
can.
%%
If you always postpone pleasure you will never have it.  Quit work and
play for once.
%%
If you believe in gambling, in the end you will sell your house.
%%
If you continually give you will continually have.
%%
If you eat a live toad every morning, nothing worse will happen to you
all day.
%%
If you make a mistake you right it immediately to the best of your
ability.
%%
If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; but if you
really make them think they'll hate you.
%%
If you suspect a man, don't employ him.
%%
If you wish to succeed, consult three old people.
%%
If you wish, you will have an opportunity.
%%
If you would keep a secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend.
%%
If your desires are not extravagant they will be granted.
%%
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
%%
In jealousy there is more self-love than love.
%%
In rivers and bad governments, the lightest things swim at top.
                                -- Poor Richard.
%%
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is insane.
%%
Integrity is praised, and starves.
%%
It is Fortune, not wisdom that rules man's life.
%%
It is a poor judge who cannot award a prize.
%%
It is better to have flunked your Wasserman test than never to have
loved at all.
%%
It is better to wear out than to rust out.
%%
It is commonly not your practice to make up your mind until the very
last minute.
%%
It is easier to run down a hill than up one.
%%
It is far better to be deceived than to be undeceived by those we love.
%%
It is fortune, not wisdom that rules man's life.
%%
It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of
work to do.
%%
It is often better not to see an insult than to avenge it.
%%
It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
%%
It is unwise to trust those you do not know well.
%%
It seems like the less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the
flag.
%%
It takes both a weapon, and two people, to commit a murder.
%%
It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
%%
It's a poor workman who blames his tools.
%%
It's clever, but is it art?
%%
It's easy to make decisions if you ignore the facts.
%%
It's later than you think, the joint Russian-American space mission has
already begun.
%%
It's not reality that's important, but how you perceive things.
%%
It's sweet to be remembered, but it's often cheaper to be forgotten.
%%
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
                                -- Poor Richard.
%%
Learn of the skillful:  he that teaches himself hath a fool for a
master.
                                -- Poor Richard.
%%
Lend money to a bad debtor and he will hate you.
%%
Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
%%
Let he who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
%%
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
%%
Let's just be friends and make no special effort to ever see each other
again.
%%
Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer, then you find
there is nothing in it.
%%
Life is to you a dashing and bold adventure.
%%
Like winter snow on summer lawn, time past is time gone.
%%
Lonely is a man without love.
%%
Lonely men seek companionship.  Lonely women sit at home and wait.  They
never meet.
%%
Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.
%%
Love is in the offing.  Be affectionate to one who adores you.
%%
Love is sentimental measles.
%%
Love the sea? I dote upon it -- from the beach.
%%
Love, cough, and a smoke, can't be well hid.
                                -- Poor Richard.
%%
Make a wish, it might come true.
%%
Make new friends but keep the old ones;  One is silver and the other's
gold.
%%
Make this evening a memorable one.
%%
Man and wife make one fool.
%%
Man's horizons are bounded by his vision.
%%
Many a family tree needs trimming.
%%
Many changes of mind and mood; do not hesitate too long.
%%
Many pages make a thick book, except for pocket bibles which are on very
very thin paper.
%%
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
                                -- Voltaire.
%%
Massachusetts has the best politicians money can buy.
%%
Matrimony is the root of all evil.
%%
Men do not mind a bust in the mouth if provided by beautiful voluptuous
lady!
%%
Men seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples.
%%
Might as well be frank, monsieur; it would take a miracle to get you out
of Casablanca.
%%
Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.
%%
Mistakes are oft the stepping stones to failure.
%%
Money cannot buy love, nor even friendship.
%%
Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in
years.
%%
Mother is the invention of necessity.
%%
My cup hath runneth'd over with love.
%%
My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest of my
life there.
%%
Neither the poor nor the rich may sleep under bridges or beg in the
streets.
%%
Never call a man a fool; borrow from him.
%%
Never do anything twice that you don't have to do at all.
%%
Never drink from your finger bowl -- it contains only water.
%%
Never say you know a man until you have divided an inheritance with him.
%%
New financial propositions may be offered at the turn of the year.
%%
Nice guys get sick.
%%
Night falls when the street lights turn on.  Swedish Law.
%%
No doubt Jack the Ripper excused himself on the grounds that it was
human nature.
%%
No man can be a patriot on an empty stomach.
%%
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
%%
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
%%
Occasionally, an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
%%
Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
%%
Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lampposts -- for support
rather than illumination.
%%
Old men are fond of giving good advice to console themselves for their
inability to give bad examples.
%%
One family builds a wall, two families enjoy it.
%%
One man tells a falsehood, a hundred repeat it as true.
%%
One peek is worth a thousand finesses.
%%
Only someone with nothing to be sorry for smiles back at the rear of an
elephant.
%%
Ours is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing
to go through hell to get it.
%%
People who have no faults are terrible; there is no way of taking
advantage of them.
%%
People who take cat naps don't usually sleep in a cat's cradle.
%%
People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
%%
People will laugh at you, but let not that prevent you.
%%
Please all, and you will please none.
%%
Please follow more cautiously Life's Golden Rule.
%%
Premature withdrawal may lead to loss of interest.
%%
Preserve the old, but know the new.
%%
Pride dines upon Vanity, sups on Contempt.
                                -- Poor Richard.
%%
Pride invites calamity; humility reaps its harvest.
%%
Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the
sword.
%%
Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the
Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo.
%%
Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust.
%%
Put your brain in gear before starting your mouth.
%%
Put your trust in those who are worthy.
%%
Recent investments will yield a slight profit.
%%
Reputation:  what others are not thinking about you.
%%
Revenge is a dish best eaten cold.
%%
Satire does not look pretty upon a tombstone.
%%
Satire is what closes in New Haven.
%%
Seek companionship, love and social activity at home.
%%
Seek domestic happiness and faithful friends.
%%
Sex is nothing but Love misunderstood.
%%
Share your happiness with others today.
%%
She that paints her face thinks of her tail.
                                -- Poor Richard.
%%
She's learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting
into words.
%%
Show your affection, which will probably meet with pleasant response.
%%
Simplicity and clarity should be your theme in dress.
%%
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.
%%
Smile, you're on candid cookie.
%%
Some men are discovered; others are found out.
%%
Some rise by sin and some by virtue fall.
%%
Someone is speaking well of you.
%%
Someone is unenthusiastic about your work.
%%
Someone whom you reject today, will reject you tomorrow.
%%
Standing on your head makes a smile of a frown, but the rest of your
face is also upside down.
%%
Stop day dreaming about success. Go out and obtain it.
%%
Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
%%
Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
%%
Stupidity is not an impeachable offense.
%%
Take advantage of the pleasurable opportunities that come your way.
%%
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of
themselves.
%%
That must be wonderful!  I don't understand it at all.
%%
The actions of your companion or close allies will help you to make an
important decision.
%%
The attacker must vanquish; the defender need only survive.
%%
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the
average man can see better than he can think.
%%
The best laid schemes o' mice and men gang aft a-glay.
%%
The best prophet of the future is the past.
%%
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
%%
The brave man is known only in war; the wise man in anger; the friend in
time of need.
%%
The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a
tedious book.
%%
The early bird gets the early worm.
%%
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my
tongue.
%%
The fish that escaped is the big one.
%%
The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep.
%%
The grand leap of the whale up the Fall of Niagra is esteemed, by all
who have seen it, as one of the finast spectacles in nature.
                                -- B. Franklin.
%%
The hardest thing is to disguise your feelings when you put a lot of
relatives on the train for home.
%%
The heart is wiser than the intellect.
%%
The information in this cookie is subject to change without notice and
should not be construed as a commitment by Digital Equipment
Corporation.
%%
The interesting thing about a waltzing bear is not how well it dances.
%%
The light of a hundred stars does not equal the light of the moon.
%%
The luck that is ordained for you will be coveted by others.
%%
The man who sets out to carry a cat by its tail learns something that
will always be useful and which never will grow dim or doubtful.
                                -- Mark Twain.
%%
The minute a man is convinced that he is interesting, he isn't.
%%
The moving finger writhes and, having writhed, moves on.
%%
The next sentence is true.  The previous sentence is false.
%%
The next dreadful thing to a battle lost is a battle won.
%%
The only rose without thorns is friendship.
%%
The order and connection of ideas is the same as the order and
connection of things.
%%
The person you rejected yesterday could make you happy, if you say yes.
%%
The plural of spouse is spice.
%%
The rich get rich, and the poor get poorer.  The haves get more, the
have-nots die.
%%
The rich get richer; the poor get babies.
%%
The star of riches is shining upon you.
%%
The time is right to make new friends.
%%
The time is right to pursue your endeavors.
%%
The universe is laughing behind your back.
%%
The value of knowledge lies not in its accumulation, but in its
utilization.
%%
The weed of crime bears bitter fruit.
%%
The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
%%
The worst wheel of the cart makes the most noise.
                                -- Poor Richard.
%%
There are few people more often in the wrong than those who cannot
endure to be thought so.
%%
There are many people today who literally do not have a close personal
friend.
%%
There are more old drunkards than old doctors.
%%
There are more ways of killing a cat than choking her with cream.
%%
There are no ugly loves, nor handsome prisons.
                                -- Poor Richard.
%%
There are three things I have always loved and never understood -- art,
music, and women.
%%
There is always someone worse off than yourself.
%%
There is many a good man to be found under a shabby hat.
%%
There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear.
%%
There is no vaccine against stupidity.
%%
There will always be some delightful mysteries in your life.
%%
There will be big changes for you but you will be happy.
%%
There's at least one fool in every married couple.
%%
There's so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.
%%
Think twice before speaking. But don't say "think think click click".
%%
Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who
do.
%%
Those who are prospering do not argue about taxes.
%%
Those who can, do; those who can't, teach; and those who can't teach,
teach teachers.
%%
To be trusted is a greater compliment than to be loved.
%%
To criticize the incompetent is easy; it is more difficult to criticize
the competent.
%%
  To do is to be -- Nietzsche.
  To be is to do -- Sartre.
  Do be do be do -- Sinatra.
%%
To every Phd. there is an equal and opposite Phd.
                                -- B. Duggan.
%%
To give happines is to deserve happiness.
%%
To keep your friends treat them kindly; to kill them, treat them often.
%%
To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools.
%%
To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.
%%
To refuse praise is to seek praise twice.
%%
To save a single life is better than to build a seven story pagoda.
%%
Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
%%
Traveler, there is no path, paths are made by walking.
%%
True happiness will be found only in true love.
%%
Trust him, but still keep your eyes open.
%%
Try to divide your time evenly to keep others happy.
%%
Try to value useful qualities in one who loves you.
%%
Vodka is the best way to cook potatoes.  You get all the flavor of the
potato and don't even have to put in your false teeth.
                                -- Albert Engstrom.
%%
Valuable insights and your persuasive ability achieve results.
%%
Watch out for the old mortar in the rocks in the fourteenth hole trick.
%%
We prefer to speak evil of ourselves than not speak of ourselves at all.
%%
We promise according to our hopes, and perform according to our fears.
%%
We read to say that we have read.
%%
Wealth is not his that has it, but his that enjoys it.
                                -- Poor Richard.
%%
Wed in haste, repent in leasure.
%%
What makes us so bitter against people who outwit us is that they think
themselves cleverer than we are.
%%
What no spouse of a writer can ever understand is that a writer is
working when he's staring out the window.
%%
What orators lack in depth they make up in length.
%%
What passes for woman's intuition is often nothing more than man's
transparency.
%%
What this country needs is a dime that will buy a good five-cent bagel.
%%
When God endowed human beings with brains, He did not intend to
guarantee them.
%%
When the weight of the paperwork equals the weight of the airplane, the
plane will fly.
                                -- Donald Douglas.
%%
When the wind is great, bow before it; when the wind is heavy, yield to
it.
%%
When there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
                                -- Poor Richard.
%%
When you become used to never being alone, you may consider yourself
Americanized.
%%
When you go out to buy, don't show your silver.
%%
Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes.
%%
Who knows a fool, must know his brother; for one will recommend another.
                                -- Poor Richard.
%%
Why did the Lord give us so much quickness of movement unless it was to
avoid responsibility?
%%
Wisdom and good sense guard life from harm.
%%
With a mind like yours, who needs a body.
%%
With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best.
%%
Without fools there would be no wisdom.
%%
Without health you cannot enjoy wealth or happiness.
%%
Woman was God's second mistake.
                                -- Nietzsche.
%%
Words are the voice of the heart.
%%
Words must be weighed, not counted.
%%
Worth seeing?  Yes, but not worth going to see.
%%
You are a bundle of energy always on the go.
%%
You are a general favorite among your many friends.
%%
You are a person of firm, yet honest intentions.
%%
You are always busy.
%%
You are an individual interested in foreward thrust and the future.
%%
You are broad minded and socially active.
%%
You are capable of planning your future.
%%
You are careful and systematic in your business arrangements.
%%
You are clever, alert, and intellectual.
%%
You are deeply attached to your friends and acquaintances.
%%
You are dishonest, but never to the point of hurting a friend.
%%
You are fairminded, just and loving.
%%
You are faithful to duty, adaptable to environment, loyal to friends.
%%
You are farsighted, a good planner, an ardent lover, and a faithful
friend.
%%
You are fixed in your opinions and will not be easily moved from your
purpose.
%%
You are generous and always think of the other fellow.
%%
You are going to have a new love affair.
%%
You are heading for a land of sunshine.
%%
You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
%%
You are interested in higher education whether material or spiritual.
%%
You are magnetic in your bearing.
%%
You are never selfish with your advice or your help.
%%
You are next in line for promotion in your firm.
%%
You are scrupulously honest, frank, and straightforward.
%%
You are secretive in your dealings but never to the extent of trickery.
%%
You are standing on my toes.
%%
You are the center of every group's attention.
%%
You are tricky, but never to the point of dishonesty.
%%
You are versatile, energetic, artistic and good-natured.
%%
You are witty and fond of fun.
%%
You attempt things that you do not even plan because of your extreme
stupidity.
%%
You can do very well in speculation where land or anything to do with
earth is concerned.
%%
You can get more things done with a kind word and a gun than with a kind
word alone.
                                -- Al Capone.
%%
You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.
%%
You cannot propel youself forward by patting yourself on the back.
%%
You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.
%%
You enjoy the company of other people.
%%
You have a deep appreciation of the arts and music.
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You have a deep interest in all that is artistic.
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You have a reputation for being thoroughly reliable and trustworthy.
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You have a strong appeal for members of the opposite sex.
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You have a strong desire for a home and your family interests come
first.
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You have a truly strong individuality.
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You have a will that can be influenced by all with whom you come in
contact.
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You have a yearning for perfection.
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You have an ability to sense and know higher truth.
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You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself.
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You have an unusual equipment for success.  Be sure to use it properly.
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You have an unusual magnetic personality.
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You have an unusual understanding of the problems of human relationship.
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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You have had a long-term stimulation relative to business.
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You have literary talent that you should take pains to develop.
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You have many friends and very few enemies.
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You have no real enemies.
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You have the attitude of a winner.
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You have the power to influence all with whom you come in contact.
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You like participating in competitive sports.
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You like to form new friendships and make new acquaintances.
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You love peace.
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You love your home and want it to be beautiful.
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You may attend a party where strange customs prevail.
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You may be conservative, cautious and practical.
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You may give a man an office, but you cannot give him discretion.
                                -- Poor Richard.
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You must be patient for a little while.
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You need not worry about your future.
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You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems.
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You plan things that you do not even attempt because of your extreme
caution.
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You prefer the company of the opposite sex, but are well liked by your
own.
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You recoil from the crude; you tend naturally toward the exquisite.
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You seek to shield those you love and you like the role of the provider.
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You shall be rewarded for a dastardly deed.
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You understand human nature and sympathize with its weakness.
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You will always be successful in your business or professional career.
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You will always get what you want through your charm and personality.
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You will always have good luck in your personal affairs.
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You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home.
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You will be a great success both in the business world and society.
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You will be a guest at a happy party that'll have important consequences
for you.
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You will be aided greatly by a person whom you thought to be
unimportant.
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You will be awarded a medal for disregarding safety in saving someone.
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You will be awarded some great honor.
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You will be called upon to help a friend in trouble.
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You will be given a post of trust and responsibility.
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You will be honored for contributing your time and skill to a worthy
cause.
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You will be made happy by receipt of good news.
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You will be married within a year.
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You will be proud in manner but tolerant and generous.
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You will be recognized and honored as a community leader.
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You will be singled out for promotion in your work.
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You will be successful in love.
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You will be successful in your work.
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You will be surprised by a loud noise.
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You will be surrounded by luxury.
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You will be traveling and coming into a fortune.
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You will be unusually successful in business.
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You will engage in a profitable business activity.
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You will engage in a profitable friendship.
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You will enjoy the high praise of solving a problem of long standing.
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You will gain money by a speculation or lottery.
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You will have good luck and overcome many hardships.
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You will have long and healthy life.
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You will have many friends when you use a corkscrew.
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You will hear good news from one you thought unfriendly to you.
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You will inherit some money or a small piece of land.
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You will marry your present lover and be happy.
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You will meet an important person who will help you advance
professionally.
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You will never know hunger.
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You will overcome the attacks of jealous associates.
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You will probably marry after a very brief courtship.
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You will receive a legacy which will place you above want.
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You will receive a present, over which you will shed tears of joy.
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You will secure the greatest degree of happiness if you marry young.
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You will soon meet a person who will play an important role in your
life.
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You will soon take that long awaited vacation.
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You will step on the soil of many countries.
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You will triumph over your enemy.
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You will visit some faraway land that has long been in your waking
thoughts.
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You will win success in whatever calling you adopt.
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Your aims are high, and you are capable of much.
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Your are the guiding star of his existence.
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Your business will assume vast proportions.
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Your depth of comprehension may tend to make you lax in worldly ways.
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Your domestic life may be harmonious.
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Your first impressions of people are best.
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Your happiness is intertwined with your outlook on life.
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Your heart is pure, and your mind clear, and your soul devout.
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Your help will be needed in an embarrassing situation.
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Your long forgotten kindness to someone will bring a substantial sum of
money.
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Your love life will be happy and harmonious.
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Your lover will never wish to leave you.
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Your mind understands what you have been taught; your heart, what is
true.
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Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of good news
soon.
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Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of new
developments.
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Your nature demands love and your happiness depends on it.
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Your next acquaintance will be the right one.
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Your own qualities will help prevent your advancement in the world.
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Your place in the path of life is in the driver's seat.
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Your present plans will be successful.
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Your reasoning powers are good, and you are a fairly good planner.
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Your society will be sought by people of taste and refinment.
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Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded.
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Your temporary financial embarassment will be relieved in a surprising
manner.
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